Top three signs you’re a Bad Mother – kindergarten is about to begin and…
You skipped School Bus Safety Day. With a kid who has never been on a bus with mom, much less by herself.
You don’t know when or where the school bus stops. Actually, you’re not even sure if your baby (did I mention she’s never been on a bus before?) even has a seat ON the bus.
In other news, you’ll be happy to hear that the brown corduroy chairs have been safely restored to their home in the family room. Apparently I take better care of my furniture than I do of my kids.
I can’t sleep.